Lag, explained.

Pirdel reads a Spark profiler report and tells you what is slowing the server down, what to try first, and what to leave alone. In plain English.

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Example reportSpark profile, 5 minutes

Mostly entities in the main world. We are fairly sure.

  • Entities55%
  • Chunk loading22%
  • One plugin9%
  • Everything else14%
  • Lower the mob spawn limitsSafe
  • Pre-generate the world borderTest first
  • Move to a faster-CPU planHardware

If lag comes back after these, the server needs more CPU. Ask your host about faster single-core speed.

Made-up numbers, shown to illustrate the layout.

From a Spark link to an answer

Every report follows the same order, so you always know where to look.

  1. Paste a Spark profiler link

    Any Spark report from a Minecraft server. No server login, no panel access, no passwords.

  2. Read the diagnosis

    A one-line verdict, the causes ranked by how much they cost, and fixes labelled Safe, Test first or Risky.

  3. Send the reply

    A short message you can paste straight to the customer, written in your tone and signed with your name.

For hosting companies

Lag tickets are slow because someone has to read the profiler first. Pirdel does the reading, and your agents check and send.

  • Customer-ready answersYour agent gets the verdict, the fixes and a reply to send, instead of starting from a wall of profiler data.
  • Your name on itWe are building it so you can put it on your own site, with your name, colours and tone, so customers never leave your brand.
  • Honest about hardwareWhen the real fix is more CPU or RAM, the report says so, in words you can use for an upgrade conversation.
  • Your agents stay in chargePirdel suggests. Your team decides what goes to the customer.

A free 30-day pilot

Send us 50 to 100 past lag tickets with names and IPs removed. We run them through Pirdel and show you how closely it agrees with your own agents, and how much time it could save.

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For server owners

Not sure why your server lags? Send us your Spark link and we will write up what is going on.

You get a written review: what is slowing the server, what to try first, what to avoid, and whether you simply need more power.

We are starting with a small number of early reviews while we build the tool. Join the list and tell us about your server.

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How we work

Read-only

We never ask for your server login, RCON password or panel access. A Spark link is all we need.

Honest about doubt

If a profile is too short to judge, the report says so. We never invent numbers.

Safe by default

Every fix carries a risk label, so nobody changes something risky without knowing.

No ads, no rankings for sale

We do not sell placement, run ads or sell player data. Pirdel is paid for by the people who use it.

Questions

Is Pirdel live yet?

Not yet. We are running pilots with hosts and writing early reviews by hand while the tool is built.

Which games does it cover?

It starts with Minecraft servers, because that is where Spark profiler reports come from. Other games come later.

Does it need access to my server?

No. It reads a Spark profiler link and nothing else. We do not ask for logins, passwords or panel access.

Will it fix the lag for me?

It tells you what is causing it and what to try, in order. You or your host make the changes.

What does it cost?

The host pilot is free for 30 days. Early server reviews are introductory-priced. Tell us what you need in the form and we will reply with details.

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